Small rectangular box under the tree? Here’s what you can look forward to if you get an e-reader for Christmas:
? You will download dozens of free classics That You will never read. That copy of War and Peace you started so enthusiastically on Boxing Day is destined to remainding 2% completed.
? After a close encounter with the pavement you will spend an inordinate Amount of time researching e-reader cases. Is the leather-bound cover designed to look like a first edition of Pride and Prejudice adorable or desperately twee
? You will Google “can I read Kindle books on a Nook?” or “how to read epub books on my Kindle.”
? You will make multiple impulse buys while listening to Radio 4th
? Ebooks over £ 5.99 will seem really expensive. Sure, you get that you’re paying for the words, the editing and so on. But, well, it’s still not a real book, is it?
? You will soon realized That most ebooks under £ 1.99 are rubbish, especiallywhen by an author you’ve never heard of.
? You will feel a twinge of guilt When you read of the demise of independent bookshops.
? You will discover That some books just do not work on an e-reader. Thinking of downloading Christmas smash hit Letters of Note ? Do not bother: you’ll end up envying your relative’s nicely designed hardback.
? You will’ve become an expert on the book industry. Hey, would not it make sense for publishers to give away the e-copy with the print version
? You will Accidentally turn on Popular Highlights and wonder why on earth anyone would want to see what strangers had Underlined.
? You will rejoin your local library so you can borrow ebooks, then give up When You realized how complicated it is.
? You will read more than you’ve read in your life – until the novelty wears off, anyway.
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