Wrong. So Wrong. (Picture: Amazon)
When people say, ‘do not judge a book by ITS cover’, they’re not talkingabout These books. These books deserve to Be Judged. Harshly.
You’d think the Fact That Kindle books do not need covers excellant meansthat, well, kindle books do not have the covers. What It Means In fact Is that some Kindle books (many of Which, coincidentally, also have dubious titles and subject matters) definatley really unbelievably sh * t covers.
And When We say sh * t we mean, Laugh Out Loud, nightmare-inducing, mind-bogglingly sh * t.
Here are 12 of the best / worst.
first Old Ladies Who Love Porn
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We really hope Franklin Eddy got leave to-use-this woman’s face.
second But … You’re a Horse
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To be fair , bestiality never looked so good.
3rd Bouquet of Lies
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Q: Could this look more 80s? A: No.
4th A Perfect Match
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Ironically, the artwork on the Cover is not though.
5th Senior Sex Parties 3
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Admit it, you ‘re disappointed thatthis is so tame. Do not lie to us, we know you.
6th Son of the Wind: The River Rages
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Photoshop for beginners.
7th The Flight of the Intrepid Monkey
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Two words : Clip Art.
8th Isis: The Beauty Myth
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There’s a rumor this picture was originally Intended for, ‘Angry Fringe: When hair attacks’
9 . Butterfly Boy: An Avery Barks Dog Mystery
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* CROSS EYED DOG KLAXON *
10th Hall Of The Mountain King
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Welcome to the theme of tonight’s nightmare.
11th Hide and Seek
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A creepy mystery for Animal Lovers? Sod the dodgy cover, we’re in!
12th Pounded by The Biker Rainbow Come To Life
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No words. We’re off for a lie down.
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